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Song Parodies -> "In a Middle Aisle"

Original Song Title:

"In a Little While"

Original Performer:

Uncle Cracker

Parody Song Title:

"In a Middle Aisle"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

Here's to the food court, or so they say
All these patties and steaks, and all those fish fillets
Maybe some carrots can help me see,
I just wonder, wonder if you think about meat

Sometimes I feel like some food goes with beer
Something is wrong here, I don't see prawn here
Sometimes I feel like a steak, half a pound
At a dollar a pound, it's the best deal in town

In a middle aisle I'll be thinking about food
In a middle aisle I'll still need to buy trout too
You never gave me a reason to doubt stew
In a middle aisle I'll be thinking about food baby
I'll be thinking about food baby

On the other side of a loin there's a taste
There's a turkey that I just don't know how to baste
There's a cooking class I'll take someday
But sometimes I feel like your cooking's okay

Sometimes I feel like some food goes with beer
Something is wrong here, I don't see prawn here
Sometimes I feel like a steak, half a pound
At a dollar a pound, it's the best deal in town

In a middle aisle I'll be thinking about food
In a middle aisle I'll still need to buy trout too
You never gave me a reason to doubt stew
In a middle aisle I'll be thinking about food baby
I'll be thinking about food baby

Some meals are tossed some left behind
Some meals are better left for someone else to find
Maybe asparagus just makes you pee
I just wonder wonder if you eat veggies

Sometimes I feel like some food goes with beer
Something is wrong here, I don't see prawn here
Sometimes I feel like a steak, half a pound
At a dollar a pound, it's the best deal in town, yeah

In a middle aisle I'll be thinking about food
In a middle aisle I'll still need to buy trout too
You never gave me a reason to doubt stew
In a middle aisle I'll be thinking about food baby
I'll be thinking about food baby
I'll be thinking about food baby



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I know the decade is wrong, but... - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
the parody itself was so-so.

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