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Song Parodies -> "The Postman and I"

Original Song Title:

"Cat's in the Cradle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ugly Kid Joe

Parody Song Title:

"The Postman and I"

Parody Written by:

Ricky

The Lyrics

The secret life of the Postman
The mail arrived just the other day
Came through the post in the usual way.

I've got birthday cards and bills to pay
I hate the postman he is gay

We were talking for a minute and as he goes he said did you know that I'm a gay man, I said you know that I am a gay man.

And the cat's out the closet and it was too soon he's love little boys and men on the moon
Can I come in mate I wanna go to bed, we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then

Well the postman returned just the other day he said you have great balls last night was great. You wanna another go I said not today I've got a lot to do he said that's okay

He walked away and smiled and he said you know. Last night I met a bloke called kym yeh you know I met a bloke named Kym

Well the cat's out the closet and it was too soon he loves little boys and men on the moon Can I come in mate I wanna go to bed we'll get together then you know we'll have a good time then

Well he came knocking just the other day he was such a hot man I just had to say I'm proud of you could you sit for a while he shook his head and said he loves Kyle. What I'm feeling like Dan is to play with his keys Seeya later me and Kyle are going behind the trees.

And the cat's out the closet and it was too soon I love little boys and men on the moon Can I come in mate I wanna go to bed we'll get together then you know we'll have a good time then.

The postman's long since retired and he moved away last time I saw him he was with a man named trey I said id like to see you if you don't mind he said id love to Dan if I could find the time
You see my boyfriends a hassle and he has the flu but it was sure nice talking to you Dan and remember that I still love you

And as he hung up the phone it occurred to me I was gay just like him
my god I am a fag!

And the cat's out the closet and it was too soon I love little boys and men on the moon Can I come in mate I wanna go to bed we'll get together then you know we'll have a good time then.

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Pacing: 2.7
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Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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Red Ant - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Ricky, I'd like to vote this but your format is, frankly, horrible. Try styling it more like a set of lyrics from the Internet next time.
Chick Daney - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, but it could have still been funny without the three-letter f word.
Yubble Doo - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I second that; you don't need to use warsh hurds...excuse me, harsh words.
========================================== - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
okay

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