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Song Parodies -> "It Could Happen To U2"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in a Moment (You Can't Get Out Of)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"It Could Happen To U2"

Parody Written by:

Kaseman100

The Lyrics

Just the other day
I was on my way to work
When nature started calling me
With an overwhelming urge
Now I'm just trying to find
A decent place to pee
So I pulled into McDonalds
To use the lavatory

But when I walked into the john
And saw what was going on, whoa
It was a big disgrace to the entire male race
Tears were running down his face
And I said...

You've got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper
and you can't get out of it
Don't move, I'll call a paramedic
You got stuck in your zipper,
and now you can't get out of it

I picked up the phone
And I called up 911
To tell the operator
What the gentleman had done
The operator chuckled
And well I guess that's fair
Because this all could have been avoided
If he just wore some underwear

Well they notified his wife
And they brought the jaws of life
What a crappy way to spend my day
I'm saving Private Ryan, My oh my

You've got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper
and you can't get out of it
Oh look, look at you now
You got yourself stuck in your zipper,
and now you can't get out of it

He'll never walk the same again
And now when he talks he sounds a lot like this
And late at night when he closes his eyes
He's haunted by the sound of my voice singing...

You've got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper
and you can't get out of it
That day will always be remembered
You got stuck in your zipper,
and now you can't get out of it

And though the worst is over
He'll never live it down
Hey look this week on Oprah
That zipper guy is on
His shame will never pass

I will never forget the first time i saw "There's Something About Mary"Acually I intended the parody to go like this BEFORE I thought of that movie though.

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Agrimorfee - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, funny, right out of the box! Loved how you made fun of Bono's falsetto in the later verse. Bravo! 555 (i'm not saying anything about the 1st commenter, but I advise you to ignore it).
John the grunt - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is about neither fesces nor urine, and you spelled fesces incorrectly.
K.Y.L.E - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
C.J is right, the word is spelled FEACES.

By teh way, have you heard the new song from Gwen Stefoni?
D.A.N. - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Is that your new spelling?
kaseman100 - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
...okay...I suck at spelling, sorry But thanks for the comments about how good the atcual CONTENT was....
craigp88 - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
this is a great parody of a great song. (btw the end falsetto is edge, not bono ;))
Allicat - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey........ did you REALLY write this? Because this was on iTunes. Just wondering, I'm kinda suspicios about that.
tom - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
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