It won't screech
But you can plant it
You can mold it, control it
With some brackets

It's a bush
But it's clay protected
Circulate, irrigate, oh yeah
And they're often collected

You know they look like pokemons
You know they don't move but you still want some
You just can't get enough of that muddy-buddy stuff

You are confused
If you mow it
Yeah, you talk to it, watch as it grows
You don't have to hoe it

It grows, it grows, it grows.... Chia Pet
Grow, grow, it grows, grow.... Chia Pet

Walking through the mud
Looking at your plant zoo up ahead
Ideas born from a bong
They'll think that you're out of your head
Mud... ooo... ooo... ooo....

Use a stick
And you can turn it
You can play with the clay, it's okay
But please don't burn it

You know they look like pokemons
You know they don't move but you still want some
You just can't get enough of that muddy-buddy stuff

It grows, it grows.... Chia Pet
Grow, grow, grow, grow.... Chia Pet

Walking through the mud
Looking at your plant zoo up ahead
Ideas born from a bong
They'll think that you're out of your head
Mud...

Well you bake it when it's wet
Then you mold it and it's fine
But you bought out all the stores
Tonight, tonight, tonight....

Boom cha, boom cha... Chia Pet [6x, while people dance in the background holding their Chia Pets]