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Song Parodies -> "Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

yet another political song addressing Bush.... once again, parentheses indicate backup vocals.... *Bill refers to Bill O'Reilly
Don't move
Just get bottom line
Don't think
There's Cheney, everything's just fine
Just lie

Just grab
Your crutch
And budget too much
Don't need
To achieve
We'll grieve till you leave

Blank checks
No balance makes it tense
No questions
To ask
Don't try and make sense

Just stutter
They'll balk
They'll wonder if you talk
Just cheat, repeat
And read the speech sheet

Don't travel by plane
Just eat
Your fill
Just piss off McCain
Fire at will

Just start a bunch of wars
To compensate
Eat pretzels
And fall
Don't asphyxiate
Just take a coffee break

Just snort three or four
Just drink till you're floored
Just leave it to the board
Cause you like to screw the poor

(You're so dumb)
(You're so dumb)
(You did too much white stuff)

Don't change your plans
Don't care about Sudan
Just rape
The state
They'll take the bait
Lower oil rates (Surplus is not enough)

(You're so dumb)
(Screwing the poor)
(And even middle class)

(You're so dumb)
Just breed
Your cattle
Just cackle
Don't mind
The Kurds
Or nerves (You'll feel numb)
Lie, don't serve

(Just be numb)
Don't theorize, realize, use your eyes
Chance is they missed not all your lies
(Cause soon they'll have enough)
(Just play dumb)

Use spies
And lie
Don't try
Imply
Detain
Complain
Stay the same (You're so dumb)

(You're so dumb)
Won't triumph
This hoax
Just cling
To jokes
It's bleak
Seek
To leak
This heat
(You're so dumb)

[2x]
(You're so dumb)
Don't protect
Just connect
Reject
Don't expect
The best

(You're so dumb)
Just struggle
You jerk
Blue collar
Will work
Just wish
And twitch
Just preach
Don't teach
(You're spending way too much)

(You're so dumb)
Just borrow
Just make
Intents
To steal
Just pass
The press
And sigh
For Bill*

(You're so dumb)
Don't drink
And drive
Don't stutter
This time
Just exercise
Just rise
And lie (You're so dumb)

[2x]
(You're so dumb)
Don't protect
Just connect
Reject
Don't expect
The best

(We feel numb...)
yeah... this is song is really long....

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Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This must have been hard to keep focussed on, Mac, but you did a fine job. This song has more universal truths in it than you probably intended. 555
MrMacphisto - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof... :) This was a strange one to parody with such short lines.
Agrimorfee - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Surfin' through the site, and found this gem from 2 years ago. Bush-Whackers will enjoy this.
MrMacphisto - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee. :)

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