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Song Parodies -> "Stay Faraway (You Got SARS)"

Original Song Title:

"Stay (Faraway, So Close)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Stay Faraway (You Got SARS)"

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The Lyrics

One night, Wal Mart
You stop in for a pack of masks
You gots SARS, didn't want it
I see you check your breath
You feellike a car crash
Your stomach is turning but your standing up
You say when it hit you, you didn't mind
Because when it hit you, you felt alive
Is that what it is?

Bad night, grey morning
You stumble into a hole for quarantine
SARS can deceive its victims
It depends on who you are
You used to stay and watch the ballgame
You could give SARS to the talk show hosts

And if you cough, you give me SARS
And if you talk, its not to me
And if you touch me, please go away

If I could stay ..... then the night will give me up
Stay, and SARS will keep us here
Stay, and the night will be enough

Stay away, sarsboy
With the static and the radio
With modern aircraft
You can go anywhere
Beijing, Taipei, Hong Kong, Toronto and Vietnam

And if you stay, I will go
And if you jump, you just might fall
And if you cough, I won't hear you

If I could stay ..... SARS might give me up
Stay then SARS will keep me here
Stay with the demons you gave SARS
Stay with the SARS you got
Stay and the night will be enough

Three o' clock in the morning
It's quiet and there's only SARS around
Just the cough and the soreness
As an angel runs from you
Just the cough and the soreness
As an angel gets your SARS

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