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Song Parodies -> "Fast 'Lades"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Jamz"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Fast 'Lades"

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The Lyrics

I decided to create an opposite to this song. Enjoy it...
Are you gonna be
Say that you're gonna be

He said he want some Beyoncé, some Kylie Minogue
A little Mutya (Moot - ee -ya)
And definitely satisfy me enough
(Are you gonna be X3 well well, well, well)
He said he wasn't prepared for the earth
A new addiction
So let me represent and definitely satisfy me enough
(Are you gonna be X3 Well well, well well)

I told him to ride over in your new Benz
Bring some mates you cool endz
I'ma bring the cool Benz
Then I want you to bend
See you are my new bloke
So we get our dance on
She be grabbin', calling me Diddy like shine home
Man I swear he fine homes
Why's he always fibbin' though
Telling me them garnets when he knows they're rubies
He has a dark skinned gal like K Buchanan
He has a light skinned gal look like Britney Spears
I play "Ready to Rhumble" he was ready for some cheers
My kit said you ain't a freak, so you've got to prove my gal wrong
I'm a play dis Minogue
Me and you goin get right (Well well, well well)


During chorus:
Now, now, Twista, I know I told ya to speed it up
But it's good, it's all good it's beautiful, boy
Baby please, do it slower, do it slow, boy, do it slower
(Damn, baby I can't do it slow, Rapper, you can)

Got ya looking at the gloss on my lips and my 'lids
While I'm likely at drinkin' up my Bacardi
When it comes to rappin' original like Beyoncé and Kylie
I can't tell ya ain't no messin' with Con Man and Rap
The lips stll movin' so I be a little rounders
While I'm drinkin' up a Reef
Runnin' thru the streets
Bumpin' R and B
And I got to go
Something to the B's
And i do it (Well well, well well)
When my air and water will make sum earth
Let me when get your shares when listening to Keith Green
Put you in a daze for a craze
Fullfilling our every temptation fast 'ladding making deep luv
You ready for the earth, lad
Come on over make me feel you all over your body
Boy don't say no to me
An every moment you're controlling me
i'm loving the way you're holding me
When I be listening to Joni
And when I come up from behind your a$$
You be grindin' Myleene Klass
I'd a thump it from the front to the melody to play it fast
Now I gotta get up fast, but i will always finish last
No matter how much of a thug you see
I still spit it kllike it's R and b, so to disco wiv me
And wiv sum kylie come on
And hop you finna and stilla be in luv wiv me


Baby drop another fast 'lade And all us lovers must hold hands
And if you aren't got no lass hop up on bandwagon
I get it pumping like a young gal
you got to stick with the plan

Rap verse X2
Cuz after that then I
Take it to the dome
Then up to da bone
gotta get you home
gotta eun up on
And I do it (Well well, well well)

Try to make ya cry
And I do it (Well well, well well)

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