Song Parodies -> Anti-Cadillac Song

Original Song Title:	"I Never Get Used to What You Do"
Original Performer:	Twila Paris

Parody Song Title:	"Anti-Cadillac Song"
Parody Written by:	Edward Genereux

I used to dream of owning a Cadillac, but when I realized that Japanese and Korean cars are better for the environment and my budget, I changed my mind to getting a Honda, Kia, Hyundai or other Pacific Rim car once I pass my road test.

Stanza I.
Once, I thought that imports
Were only for the rich.
Soon, the oil prices
Left me in an economic ditch!
And now, I'm looking to the Japanese;
I'll say to them: "I need good mileage, please!"

Refrain.
So I never will buy a Cadillac!
If you give me one, I'll send it back!
Keep your guzzling Eldorados
And your big DeVilles in black!
I just want a Honda CR-V!
Toyota will also work for me!
I never will buy a Cadillac!

Stanza II.
All domestics suck these days
As much as they suck gas!
Only imports I can drive
'Cos American cars are so crass!
So give me Hyundai! give me Kia too!
But no domestics, or else I'll sue you!

(refrain)

Bridge.
Mazda is hip now,
But never Ford!
Even a Lexus
Is my hoard!

(Repeat last two lines of Stanza I, followed by last two lines of Stanza II)

(Refrain, with last line repeated)

So what do you think of your DTS or STS? So much for America's hegemony in auto production!!!

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Song Parodies -> Anti-Cadillac Song

"I Never Get Used to What You Do"

Twila Paris

"Anti-Cadillac Song"

Edward Genereux

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