-> "Kill Barney (Neither Will We)"
Original Song Title:
"Neither Will I"
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Parody Song Title:
"Kill Barney (Neither Will We)"
The Lyrics
Stanza I.
The roots of all that’s bad
Are Barney, BJ, Baby Bop and Riff,
And they roam about
To brainwash all our kids
And make them think that Barney is a god!
They truly are four to abhor!
But there is hope that we’ll be bringing down the four
And we are right, so right!
Refrain.
‘Cos Barney never will lay down arms,
But neither will we, neither will we!
We will K.O. the evil four,
So just wait and see, just wait and see; we shall!
Barney never will lay down arms,
But neither will we, neither will we, my pal!
Stanza II.
The roots of all that’s bad
Are four in number, bashing o’er the world
All past age eighteen!
But we will bring them down,
Until they’re muck from which they all were made;
They’ll not prevail in this, our war;
And we’ll be stripped of all the burdens that we bore;
‘Cos we are strong, so strong!
(Repeat Refrain)
Bridge.
We will fight on;
We will keep looking toward our prize;
And if you stumble, don’t give up;
You will quickly rise!
(Repeat Refrain)
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