Song Parodies -> Bash Evil Barney

Original Song Title:	"Cry for the Desert"
Original Performer:	Twila Paris

Parody Song Title:	"Bash Evil Barney"
Parody Written by:	Edward Genereux

Once again, I am attacking Barney the Dinosaur, along with Baby Bop, BJ and now Riff, who joined the first three thugosaurs in 2006. Remember--Barney is the root of all evil...

Stanza I.
Let us bash evil Barney
With his BJ, Riff and Baby Bop;
Smash evil Barney,
Or else he might not at all be stopped!
Barney is the root of all that is bad;
If we do away with his face, we're glad;
Barney must go down!

Refrain.
Let us bash evil Barney!
Oh...
Let us smash evil Barney!
Oh...
He must die!!!

Stanza II.
Let us smash evil Barney!
He is out to take all of our land;
Smash evil Barney,
Or we'll be all ground to grains of sand!
Barney is the root of all that is bad;
If we do away with his face, we're glad;
Barney must go down!

(Refrain)

Bridge.
Now Barney is but scum
'Cos he is really dumb;
Don't hear "I love you, you love me!" (2x)
(Repeat Stanza I, except for last three lines)
(Repeat Chorus twice)

I feel that anti-Barney humour is the greatest genre of humour ever devised. Don't watch Barney!!!

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Song Parodies -> Bash Evil Barney

"Cry for the Desert"

Twila Paris

"Bash Evil Barney"

Edward Genereux

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