Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped - turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute, just listen to me
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called D.C.

Near West-Arkadelphia born and raised
In the State House is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
All droppin' my drawers, exposin' my tool
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started flyin' drugs into my neighborhood
I took one little bribe and the pattern was set
And now I'm going out for as much as I can get

I whistled for a running mate the public would adore
When up walked a boring looking stick named Al Gore
If anything I could say this cat was like me
But I thought, Naw, forget it, Yo Homes! to D.C.

I pulled up to the White House about seven or eight
and I said to my wife, Aw man, ain't this great?
I looked at my kingdom, lord of all I could see
And sat on my throne as the prince of D.C.