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Song Parodies -> "Kurt Cobain Memorial"

Original Song Title:

"California Love"

Original Performer:

Tupac

Parody Song Title:

"Kurt Cobain Memorial"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Sniffin' all the drugs.

I am sniffin' all the cocaine.
Yes, my name is....
It's Kurt Cobain.
In Seattle with loads of drugs.
In Washington, on the crummy curb.
By McDonald's, right in an alley.
With my blankie.
Yes, my blankie.


Now let me introduce a man whose name's Kurt Cobain.
Lead singer of Nirvana, let's all ride the grunge train.
That guys who plays drums, is unknown to the best.
Kurt forgot his own Jimmy, when Courtney had sex.
Cobain's half-baked, even if he kept a beat.
The gym where you see the kids turn it into a mosh pit.
And kids with clothes that don't need greens.
Lean mean suicide machine, named Cobain.
He was in the game until two years he was dead.
When he put a gun to his head.
When in '96 he capped himself deadly.
With a note that looked like it was written by Puff Daddy.
It's all good, cuz' we know he ain't gay.
Seattle is the bomb, we will leave anyway.
Throw up your tongue, if you feel the same way.
STG givin' it,
Fro Kurt Cobain.


I am sniffin' all the cocaine.
Yes, my name is....
It's Kurt Cobain.
In Seattle with loads of drugs.
In Washington, on the crummy curb.
By McDonald's, right in an alley.
With my blankie.
Yes, my blankie.

Give me more cocaine.
Give me more cocaine.
Give me heroine.
Give me some weed, now.
Give me more cocaine.
This is the ballad of Kurt Cobain.


Up on acid, this is placid. Cocaine Sniffin'.
Soon as he stepped in the scene, we hearin' guns shooting.
Fiendin' for cocaine and alcohol.
The life of a Seattle side wigga', where Cobain died.
We in Washington riot, we rally to live and die.
In S-W-A, we wearin' grunge not preppy. {that's right}
Dressed and cocked and torn jeans suits our ride, you know me, fools.
Winnin' but had breakdowns, we collide with some bad news.
Famous cause his death programmed us worldwide.
Let'em recognize from Seattle in Washington.
Bumpin' and moshin' like a big jam, it's grunge side.
So you know the blow of the show down in his head.
Say what you say,
It's the Ballad of the man they call, Cobain.
Set his ashes of his bones in the creek of W-A.
>From Seattle in Washington.
The cold area's back down.
Not like Cali is the mack, now.
Cobain's drugs.



I am sniffin' all the cocaine.
Yes, my name is....
It's Kurt Cobain.
In Seattle with loads of drugs.
In Washington, on the crummy curb.
By McDonald's, right in an alley.
With my blankie.
Yes, my blankie.

Give me more cocaine.
Give me more cocaine.
Give me heroine.
Give me some weed, now.
Give me more cocaine.
This is the ballad of Kurt Cobain.

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Nick - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment
He killed himself in '94, not '96, you ignorant bastards.
Boddah - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Kurt passed away in 94, The man had amazing talent even if he had a problem with drugs. I would rather see people enjoying his music and talent then to sit and laugh about personal problems of a man that has been dead for near 10 years
Random - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
His wife Courtney hired someone to kill him, u asshole. And thats no way to respect one of the greatest legends ever. And kurt died in '94 u retard. god either get ur facts right or shut up
Eric Thomas - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
That sucked the better portion of a hippo's dick. Cobain is one of the greatest musicians of this century and all you can do is put him down through your slanderous, retarded song. And its a Tupac song, no less. As if you can't diss a great rock legend, you disrespect a great rap legend who was also killed by using his song to poke fun at one mans torment. You should be ashamed.
Jenny Gonzalez - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey you bastard !! You ignorant how can you talk like that about kurt ... Eric thomas is very right kurt is a rock legend never diss him in front of his fans cause until this date kurt still has fans even through drugs fans dont care you stupid asshole and he died in 94' not 96' go to school !!!!!!!!!!! RIP KURT COBAIN ( 1994 )
ja - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
pa jel ti nije neugodno pederčino!?? pa ako ga ti ne poštuješ ne moj pisati gluposti o njemu jer se vid da nemaš pojma o pojmu što se tiče njega! R.I.P KURT! piece love&empathy
Jeb - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
You are incredibly ignorant. Don't judge the man, after all, you were never in his shoes for a day. If he's so worthless then why'd you spend your time writing this garbage? Truth be told, people will still be wondering over his lyrics and albums for years to come. Your song lacks good flow and rhythm, to boot.
Ahh, Youth - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Kurt's the greatest "song writter" thats ever lived. Yeah, uh-huh. Your mastery of English is only eclipsed by your stunted musical depth. Better than Bach? Better than Beethoven? Better than Mozart, Better than Cole Porter? Better than Irving Berlin? Better than Rodgers & Hammerstein? Better Than Johnny Mercer? Better than Leiber & Stoller? Better than Lennon-McCartney? Better than Brian Wilson? Good grief! Kurt wasn't even a good "poor-man's Johnny Rotten"!
mus - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
no comment
Jessie - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Let me start by saying that i absolutely LOVE Cobain and Nirvana both. What is with you guys though? Don't be so defensive. How many of us actually knew Kurt? Not I... The parody is hilarious! and oh-so-painfully true. I'm sure Cobain himself would've laughed at it. Let's not be so uptight everyone. and remember, It's better to burn out than to fade away... If you want to talk about this, email me at riderxchick@Hotmail.com
Stef - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This wasn't funny. I mean, it lacked any sort of realism. First of all, Kurt died in 94. Second of all it's so full of grammical errors that I wanted to pull my hair out. Whoever wrote this was extremely un-educated and not at all funny. Plus, the topic itself doesn't really feel comedic. TOPIC-A really great guy and his downward spiral into depression and drugs...Ha ha (rolls eyes) you sure know how to get the party started.
Overbored - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
For some real lyrics check: Nirvana Information Archive http://members.aol.com/WPeter4105
lance - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
i believe you are in some sh*t you cant handle because kurt cobain felt bad for niggers and told everyone who hates niggers not to buy any nirvana merchandise. so here you are youve made fun of one of the only people who felt bad for you. YOU STUPID NIGGERS!!! NIGGER DOES NOT MEAN BLACK PERSON IT MEANS IGNORANT PERSON YOU NIGGER
silver rocket - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
sickheads...
anderson "parody man" araujo - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I wish I could give this crap some o's(zero) instead of 1's it's too much for this shit
dood - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
If you want to know more about kurt go to www.nirvanaclub.com
Dood - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This is very sad for a song parody. I mean becouse he was a good singer and all. He loved his dagther Frances very much. So I feel sorry for him . R.I.P KURT COBAIN!!!!
rme - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
dis sucks... must b written by a gay rapist... wtf
nirvana - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment
hey he didnt kill him self, ther is enough evidence im 14 and even know god bunch of idiots
Loren - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
COURTNEY HAD MOTIVE TO KILL KURT. HE WAS IN THE PROCESS OF WRITING HER OUT OF HIS WILL, AND DENYING HER ALL OF HIS $35 MILLION, WHICH HE WAS LEAVING IN IT'S ENTIRETY TO HIS DAUGHTER FRANCES BEAN. THIS WAS WITNESSED BY THE NANNY. COURTNEY LIVES FOR MONEY SO HER HAVING $35 MILLION LESS, ABSOLUTELY GIVES HER AN INTENT TO KILL. YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT. I HATE COURTNEY LOVE'S GUTS BECAUSE SHE KILLED kurt cobain www.geocities.com www.cobaincase.com COURTNEY LOVE , we all know she killed Kurt Cobain i'll never stop saying it or thinking it, i will always believe she did it because look at this web site address an find out all the facts. www.justiceforkurt.com & i'm not an NEVER will be a fan of courtneys she is a murderer Courtney Love: She's like this perfection, this utter purity that's uncorrupted by anything and if somebody were to **** with my child, I would not hesitate to kill them. the song heart shaped box was about courtney (saying she is more or less cancer he couldn't get rid of) Cruel Courtney Killed Kind Kurt This amazing man was killed by THIS evil slut I love Kurt I hate Courtney R.I.P Kurt Cobain I listen to his music all the time an think its sad that he was murdered by that slut an she gets away with it, i'll never forget him, i am a fan for life
NIkki - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
What an a$$hole
suckerzz - January 24, 2008 - Report this comment
dudes, don't bother commenting everybody knows 2pac had no talent
avadore - January 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Get you facts straight! This is the most stupid f-ing thing I've ever read and wasted two minutes of my life that I will never get back!
Kabrina - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
The hell with the idiot who wrote this! He was a good father and he battled with depression and many other disorders his entire life. He was an exceptional artist and touched many lives. The ignorant jerk who wrote this obviously knew NOTHING about Kurt Cobain. Thanks, byee.
Pitty. - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
You idiots.!He was a genius!

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