Saw an Indian outlaw
Puttin moves on mawmaw
But then so did my pawpaw
There was quite a scene

Said "What are you doin' here Roy?
Tryin' to give my squaw some joy
I hear you're just a tiny little boy
If you know what I mean"

Well things got a little creepy
When they snuck into a teepee
See who had the biggest peepee
Hidin' down in their jeans

Know there wasn't any doubt
When they whipped their war lance out
Pawpaw gave a victory shout
And the kid turned green

Cherokee Peepee!
Cherokee cries!
Who'd want to live
That small a size?

He flew into a red rage
Musta' been part Osage
Next to pawpaw's 12-gauge
His was miniscule

Well I guess his face filled with grief
When he saw that ol' slab of beef
I know he wet his buffalo briefs
In his ridicule

His face grew kinda weepy
As he snuck out of that teepee
They were laughin' about his peepee
Up and down the tribe

(Singin') Cherokee Peepee!
Cherokee lies!
Who'd want to live
That small a size

Well I looked at mawmaw
She was grinnin' at pawpaw
Forgot about the outlaw
And his wimpy vine

The went into the wigwam
Pawpaw ain't no dumdum
He unstrapped that buffalo tongue
That he'd cinched up with twine

Cherokee PeePee!
Cherokee Prize!
Made outlaw teetee
Made mawmaw smile