He was a guy named Michael Jackson
Or a woman or whatever
He was also known as Wacko Jacko
A joke forever

He labeled himself as Peter Pan
Because he never grows up
He even started his own Neverland Ranch
Causing everyone to disrupt

Reporters said, "What the hell are those"
Michael Jackson goes, "Oh that's just my brand new fake nose"
He was made fun of and threatened to sue
He says he'll put a spell on you

He's in love with a boy (repeat a few times)
And even if he has to run away
He's gonna molest that boy some day

The boys Michael Jackson slept with were little
Somewhere around ten years old
And he probably plied them all with a skittle
Bet he was pissed off when they told

Well they accused him of molestation
False imprisonment and lewed acts
Conspiracy to child abduction
And extortion as a few facts

Some lady said, "Michael raped that boy
And played with his genitals like some type of toy"
But Michael didn't see anything wrong
Of sleeping with him all night long

He's in love with a boy (repeat a few times)
And even if he has to run away
He's gonna molest that boy some day

Way back in the middle of the 80s
Most people thought he was alright
But that was a really long time ago
Way back before he was white

If found guilty he would go to jail for ten years
Which would be quite a lot of days
He claimed he had back pain, headaches, and the flu
He came to court wearing PJ's

But the judge said that MJ's innocent
Which has got to be the worst opinionated judgement
He was guilty but the jury don't care
Which is why there's pedophiles everywhere

He's in love with a boy (repeat a few times)
And even if he has to run away
He's gonna molest that boy some day

He's in love with a boy...