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Song Parodies -> "Blame Megachurch!"

Original Song Title:

"Blame Canada!"

Original Performer:

Trey Parker & Matt Stone

Parody Song Title:

"Blame Megachurch!"

Parody Written by:

Jack & Gretchen Hall

The Lyrics

Church has changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
Or learn their Bible verse!
Should we blame DaVinci, or J.K. Rowlings?
Or should we blame the lack of homeschooling? No!

Blame Megachurch! Blame Megachurch!
With their multi-purpose building
And their WWJD bling,
Blame Megachurch!
Blame Megachurch!
We've no use for light and salt,
It's Megachurch's fault!

No more blame for my own sin,
Conviction is out, seeker friendly is in!
I told the pastor we could feed the poor one day,
But he just smiled and gave me decaf latte.

Well, Blame Megachurch! Blame Megachurch!
It seems the sermons are so stale
Since they're coming from email
Blame Megachurch!
Blame Megachurch!
They're not even a real denomination anyway.

My son quit school and got his GED,
Now he's on their staff as head of theology!
Should we blame Joel Osteen? Or blame the Veggie Tales?
Or Sandi Patty's growing record sales? Heck no!

Blame Megachurch! Blame Megachurch!
Blame Megachurch! Blame Megachurch!
With all that Saddleback Hullabaloo
And that bum Bill Hybels too
Blame Megachurch! Shame on Megachurch!
The vision is wide
But it's not deep
The wolves will come
And eat their sheep
They put their Bibles on the shelves
There's no excuse, they'll have to blame themselves!

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Red Ant - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
"It seems the sermons are so stale/Since they're coming from email " lol.

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