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Song Parodies -> "H-E-Z-B-O-L-L-A-H"

Original Song Title:

"T-R-O-U-B-L-E"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Travis Tritt

Parody Song Title:

"H-E-Z-B-O-L-L-A-H"

Parody Written by:

Josh Jones

The Lyrics

Well I shoot this gun from nine till half past one.
I'm just tryin' to do some killin' and watchin' everybody else
take off and run. Well I don't miss much if it happens on the
Syria/Lebanon shore. Mercy look who just washed up on shore.

Well hello H-E-Z-B-O-L-L-A-H, tell me what in the world are you
Doin' with A N-U-K-E. Yeah, said hey bad T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-T. Well I smell
H-E-Z-B-O-L-L-A-H.

I was a little bitty Israeli when Muhammad hit the skids, mama had
A time trying to raise ninety kids, she told me not to kill cause
It wasn't right, She did the best she could to try and raise me
Right. But mama never told me 'bout nothin' like a Y-O-U. I bet your
Daddy must've been another bad ass terrorist too. Yeah, hey bad
T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-T. Well I smell H-E-Z-B-O-L-L-A-H.

Well you're a trash talkin', suicide bombin', christian hatin' rag head.
The Muslim's gonna love ya, and the Israeli's gonna hate ya, reminding them
Of everything they don't want to be, May be the beginning of a World War III.

Cause the world ain't ready for nothin' like a Y-O-U. I bet your
Daddy must've been another bad ass terrorist too. HEYYYYY, Said hey bad
T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-T. Well I smell H-E-Z-B-O-L-L-A-H.

I said PEACE, I said PEACE, I said, PEACE, I said PEACE, I said PEACE

Well I smell H-E-Z-B-O-L-L-A-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH YEAH!!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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The Piano Minstrel - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Well I don't know the song but I'm giving you 5's for an honest portrayal of Hezbollah. I'm sick of people telling Israel to show "restraint" when radicals have been trying to completely wipe them out for the last fifty years.
Not A Moron From New Jersey - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
That's World War IV, actually. (World War III was the Cold War.)
manny - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Well in the actual song it says world war three, so he's keeping with the song.
Steve K. - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Did Elvis do a version of TOS?
David - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
TOS?

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