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Song Parodies -> "Here's a Cookie (Find Someone Who Learns)"

Original Song Title:

"Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Travis Tritt

Parody Song Title:

"Here's a Cookie (Find Someone Who Learns)"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

As requested by The Cookie Hound. Kermit explains it all to Cookie Monster.
[Verse 1: Kermit]
You say you've been bad to eat the letters that I had.
And now you're leavin' me to be so stern.
Now you're drivin' me crazy, you could admit that it's sad,
Well, here's a cookie, find someone who'll learn.

[Chorus: Kermit]
Find someone who teaches the whole alphabet.
That'd be great for a reward you'd earn.
But don't you return back with that sorry look on your face.
Here's a cookie, find someone who learns.

[Verse 2: Kermit]
Cookie, I bought you a box, doesn't have any rocks.
It's an orange, are you unconcerned?
Now you guessed it all wrong, Cookie, it doesn't belong.
So here's a cookie, find someone who learns.

[Chorus: Kermit]
Find someone who's teaching this whole alphabet,
That'd be great for a reward you'd earn.
But don't you come on back with that sad old look on your face.
Here's a cookie, find someone who learns.

[Outro: Kermit]
Yeah, here's a cookie, find someone who learns.
Cookie Monster and Kermit are owned by Sesame Street Workshop, Muppets Incorporated, and The Jim Henson Company.
(C) Darius Studios.

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