-> "Here's A Dollar (Go Buy A Pine Box)"
Original Song Title:
"Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Here's A Dollar (Go Buy A Pine Box)"
Your kids' lives are gone, and you are carrying on;
Now you're sorry for your taunts and mocks.
So now you're in such despair. What do you know? Death's not fair.
Well, here's a dollar; go buy a pine box!
Go bury your children, and wish you were dead,
As you suffer through more aftershocks;
If you care, anyhow; you never did before now.
Here's a dollar; go buy a pine box!
Yeah, you thought a jihad could not be this bad;
The explosion spanned three city blocks.
Your kids are in Heaven; you'll never see them again,
So here's a dollar; go buy a pine box!
Go bury your children--or what's left of them--
Which you can fit into a pair of socks.
They're a child sacrifice to all your damnable lies!
Now, here's a dollar; go buy a pine box!
Yeah! Here's a dollar; go buy a pine box!
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