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Song Parodies -> "It's A Great Day To Be A Bi"

Original Song Title:

"It's A Great Day To Be Alive"

Original Performer:

Travis Tritt

Parody Song Title:

"It's A Great Day To Be A Bi"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I got Rice-aroni in the microwave,
It's the San Fran treat, except for my ways,
And it's a creepy thing, but I like to say
Hey I'm doing alright.

Yeah I think I'll get me a Spanish boy,
Feel him up and down, make him my toy.
Then I'll go to my wife's who is nice and coy,
No I'm just doin alright

And it's a great day to be a bi,
I got a girlfriend named Beth and another named Mike,
There's some hard times in my sex life,
This bisexual stuff ain't like ridin' a bike.

It's been 15 years since I came out,
Being with everyone, I have never a doubt,
Go to fondle a girl and then give out a shout,
Oh...I know they're doin' alright

Now I look in the mirror and what do I see,
A man confused with sexuality,
Long in the the pants, but not that pretty,
Lord I guess he's doin' alright

And it's a great day to be a bi,
I love a man's chest hair, and a girl's smooth thighs
But there's sometimes I think it's strange,
I ain't Brokeback Mountain, I'm Home on the Range

Sometimes it's just three
Sometimes it's only me
And the weirdos that love my room.
Sometimes I'm fallin'
And I'm free balling.
freaky like a goon...

Well I might go get me something taboo
Or take my old girly for a threesome cruise,
Might even get me a boy named Sue,
Oh Aww!

And it's a great day to be a bi,
I know the girls by day and the guys by night
I know there's sometimes you just want wood,
But why can't every day be just this good?
And it's a great day to be a bi,
Don't know what my preference is for tonight,
There's some hot guys in my neighborhood,
But there's a hot nice ass iver in the woods.
This is not a bash against homosexuality and/or bisexuals. I was just plain bored.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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daniel - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
u are a bi peace of crap std!!!!!!!!
Kd82 - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Std? Hope that's not a. . .well anyhow, I thought it was hilarious--which is the point to make people laugh. . .you should check out "Soccer Practice" on YouTube, up the same alley, just search for it. . .peace

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