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Song Parodies -> "Jerry, Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares"

Original Song Title:

"Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)"

Original Performer:

Travis Tritt

Parody Song Title:

"Jerry, Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares"

Parody Written by:

Katie Ford

The Lyrics

This song is in reference to Jerry Falliwell, and his racist evangelist views, mainly those on the religion of Islam. If you like this, please also check out my "Don't Blame All The Muslims" parody.
You say you have seen many terrorists in Islam.
You think that many a Muslim will drop a bomb.
And you say you've seen anti Chistian propaganda in the Kor'an.
Well, Jerry, here's a quarter, call someone who cares.

Call someone who'll listen, and might give a damn
Maybe one of your many minions.
But, don't you come 'round here handin' us none of your lies.
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares

I first learned of you, when Tinky-Winky, you did attack.
So your Islam bashing hasn't caught us unaware.
But the fact is sir, intelligence you lack, and what you said can't be taken back.
So, Jerry, here's a quarter, call someone who cares

Repeat Chorus

Yeah, Jerry, here's a quarter, call someone who cares

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