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Song Parodies -> "The Bus Song"

Original Song Title:

"Why Does It Always Rain On Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Bus Song"

Parody Written by:

Uncle Zebadee's Kareoke Renagades

The Lyrics

I just want my car
Travelling this distance by bus is too far
Surrounded by human freaks
I'm edged to the window trying not to look his way
Drunken Wreak
Why don't you move?
You've got the strangest odour
>From your shoes

Why do the loonies all sit near me?
Is it because I smell of Wombat pee?
Why do the loonies all sit near me?
Even when the bus is empty, they just want to be near me..

I am still alone
Everybody saying I'll get somebody someday
I see all the girls
But they never sit long enough to see me right

Beautiful legs
Watch how you glide
I get the strangest feeling
Between my thighs

Why do the cute girls not site with me?
Is it because I don't shower after I play rugby?
Why do the cute girls not sit near me?
What's the use in trying, every attempt leaves me crying..
Oh I want to go home
Listen to the gramophone
Want to sleep

I just want some quiet
Got some work that I need to get right
Never going to get this done
Gonna lose my job, hit the bottle, end of my life

Young mothers
So short on years
Your babies giving me ringing
In my ears

Why do babies always cry at me?
Is it because I steal their dummies?
Why do babies always cry at me?
Especially when I'm hungover, they can't be calmed over

Oh I want to go home
Listen to the gramophone
Want to sleep

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