-> "I'll Take This To Go"
Original Song Title:
"Sticks and Stones" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Take This To Go"
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You can have the salad with everything in it.
Keep the diet coke cause that's how I meant it
Health food is all they ever were to me.
These french fries and extra value means everything
to me and now you ask if I want an apple pie for free.
Well give me the apple pie if it makes you happy.
But cashier let me say before I pay.
I'll take this to go, I'm gonna eat it at home
Cause you don't have the extra napkins that I want.
And now you say my total is due, well these extra fries
may break me, but the amount you said just tore my wallet in two.
I remember when I had that sundae with peanuts, you put it in
my hand and said come back to see us, it was in warm weather and it tasted just fine.
Now you've incorporated all you thought would
please us, I've tried everything you know that I could, and still
you're telling me there are things I haven't tried. So sell me
everything you have if it makes you happy, but cashier let me say before I pay...
Well these extra fries may break me, but the amount you said just tore my wallet in two.
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