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Song Parodies -> "Hay(The Recalcitrant Cow)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tori Amos

Parody Song Title:

"Hay(The Recalcitrant Cow)"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Hay, you eat up all my hay
then you just sit there and 'moo'
and then 'poo'
hide your udders from yourkin
those calves
are looking, yes, looking
for their breakfast suckit's missed
so they saunter towards me
but because I have nothing
no, I've got nothing for them
then they go
could suckle, suckle herwholeteat
in fact
calves; they're seeking
seeking teats that they can suck
that is all that they want

and their 'mommy' knows they are hungry
the poor things
they just stand there and 'moo'

then stare at you with
sad, such sad eyes
then they all walk around the barn
and kind of moan
yes, then they go 'moo'
yeah, they go
they sure go 'moo'

Mom cow, you sure give me grief
you're annoying
my patience frays
and I'm real
yeah, real
dis-gust-edand i-rate
and I squawk; yes, I pissed in every way
while you munch on all my hay
on this day my nerves are thin
still you 'moo'
hide your udders from yourkin
those calves
are seeking; the sucking
of mom's cow 'nips'
which are milk-filled
but yet, still cow, you deny
them the thing that they want

still their 'mommy' knows they are hungry
the poor things
they just stand there and 'moo'

they stare at you with their
sad, such sad eyes
and then saunter 'round the barn
then the farm
'moo' and the moan
yeah, they go 'moo'
they sure go
they sure go 'moo'


Hey, Mrs. 'Moo' cow, you shouldn't treat your calves that way
no, and it's true now, I am mad today (yeah)
I said, "You, Mrs. 'Moo' cow; you'd better feed your calves today (yeah)
this is so screwed, wowyeah, that's what I said
and insist that, you've been remiss, cow – and might get sent away
and then – end up on someone's plate (yeah)
Hey, Mrs. 'Moo' cow, now I see you look my way (yeah)
yeah, girlmunch, munch away, heh-heh(yeah)
so, Mrs. 'Moo' cowI see those teats now on display(yeah)
your calvesthey suck away
Yo' – Momma 'Moo' cowlet me give you some more hay
let me give you morehay
yes, I'll give you morehay"


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
great job....the recorded version even funnier
Paul Robinson - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...glad you liked it ~ ~ ~ yeah, I wasn't sure if I could make the recording work with my voice...but I was laughing at it myself on the way to work yesterday morning ~ ~ ~
Adagio - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, Paul.....follows the music exactly and I know from experience that it's hard to work with. 5's
Paul Robinson - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat...yeah, I don't have to tell you how many times I had to listen to the OS to get the pacing down on this...but it was fun ( ~ ~ ~

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