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Song Parodies -> "Tray on my Hand"

Original Song Title:

"Tear in your Hand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tori Amos

Parody Song Title:

"Tray on my Hand"

Parody Written by:

andy k

The Lyrics

Ya, I'm off forumz.
Tray on my Hand

All the orders just stopped now
So I say the specials aren't on the menu anymore
Let me take my pen out sir
If you need me, me and Louise will be hanging out in the coffee machine
We serve pie by the way
I cant believe your leaving cuz you say you found something nasty in your icecream
I think its that pickle
And I think theres pickles in here you aint never seen
Maybe its just a pickle in me and you like beens, well

All the food here is
Out of cans
The cake on the counter darling
And this tray in my hand
All the coffee cups are
Dangling dangling dangling for me darlin
You don't know the power that I have with this
Tray in my hand

And maybe I aint used to
Ladies smashing up the restroom
Cutting my ham up
Every time you want food
Maybe its time to say "desert please"
Time to say "the bill...
Please"

Got meringue and a spoon
I know you like it well
(well, better than the pickle)
steam all clouded up my eyes
and the heat of the oven as Im taking out the pie
and you say and I say you know they're full of my
best strawberry- berry- berry- berry-
I tell you there pickles in here you never seen
Maybe its just a pickle in me you aint never seen
well

All the food here is
Out of cans
The cake on the counter darling
And this tray in my hand
All the coffee cups are
Dangling dangling dangling for me darlin
You don't know the power that I have with this
Tray in my hand

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Hand
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Hand
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Vanessa - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh my god - I read this at work, and I wanted to die. I laughed, and I laughed and I laughed.... too funny > WAY TOO FUNNY... Thanks for the laugh... It fits well, it's consistent all the way thru.... Please sir, can I have some more?...
Paul Robinson - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever job, andy - I'm quite familiar with Tori's stuff...you did a nice job and it's funny, too...5's ~ ~ ~

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