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Song Parodies -> "Super-Size"

Original Song Title:

"Crucify"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tori Amos

Parody Song Title:

"Super-Size"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Consider this the "Companion" piece to that story of the guy who intentionally lived on Super-Sized McFast-Food for a month to see what it would do.
Every diner in the room
Is grossly obese
They've got zits on their faces
From all the junk food they've been eating
They've got "bowling ball" swollen stomachs
Stuffing desserts in their mouths
Figures are enlarging
Let those belts loose now

They've been gorging on that fast food
every meal they eat
Gorging on that fast food
on all that greasy meat
They are stuffing all they can
Cram another meal in
Looks like they need
Intervention

Why do we super-size our lunch
oh, every day, we super-size our lunch
All that junk food is just no good for you
super-size our lunch
oh, every day
we super-size our lunch
our hearts are clogged with grease
You know, the blood just will not reach our
VEI-YAY-YAY-YAY-YAINS , Oh, oh, oh
VEI-YAY-YAY-YAY- YAINS, Oh, oh, oh



Now your veins are all clogged
they won't pump your blood
Still you want some more onion rings
And order extra sauce
You are a fat-assed beast, sir
I guess you'll never learn
The way you stuff your face, oy
Fat you will not burn

Still you're ordering extra servings
of that crap you eat
Craving tons of fast food
your ass overflows your seat
It's amazing all you pack
you will never be thin
spreading gobs of mayo
all on your chicken

When you eat, you super-size your lunch
Extra large, plus pie that you can munch
Cramming down food is all you want to do
Super-size your lunch
Oh, every day you super-size your lunch
Now plaque is forming in
I said that plaque has formed within
Your VEI-YAY-YAY-YAY-YAINS, Oh, oh, oh
VEI-YAY-YAY-YAY-YAINS, Oh, oh, oh


"Please, feed me
savory gravy
And French FRY-YI-YI'S"
oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh

Cramming down that fast food
every time you eat
Shoveling down that fast food
You love that greasy meat
You are clogging up your veins
have some more fried chicken
Where's that 'Di-Gel'
When you need it ?

When you eat, you super-size your lunch
oh, every day, you super-size your lunch
All that gross food is gonna be your doom
super-size your lunch
Oh, yes, someday, your habits will catch up
And your heart is clogged with grease
It seems that soon you'll come to grief
PAI-YAY-YAY-YAY-YAINS, Oh, no, oh
PAI-YAY-YAY-YAY-YAINS

ICU - (PAINS)
they can't find your pulse
just no way (NO)
they just can't find a pulse
Time to pay (OH, PAINS)
for squandering your health
You're in pain (OH)
The paddles did not help
ICU - (PAINS)
your heart no longer pumps
Had a heart attack, my friend
you jeopardized your health
Now you're screwed
Regardless of you wealth
They can't bring you back again
Now you're just a shell
...Your Last Day...

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Adagio - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Really supreme work, Paul! 5's
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Thank you! Wasn't too sure this one would get much response.
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Why DO we super-size ourselves? Great sub, P-Rob.
Leah Lockhart - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is FABULOUS! A difficult song too, well-paced. I'll take three 5's to-go.
Paul Robinson - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff - One of those questions for the ages, I guess...Leah, Thank you! It was kind of tricky to get the pace straight, took me a while.
Jerry - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the best Tori Amos parody I've seen. Good job. A lot of thought went into it.
Andrew Darwitan - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
This is cool.
Paul Robinson - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Jerry - sorry I missed your comment back in October...yeah, it took a bit of work, that's for sure - but I was quite pleased with how it came out. Andrew Darwitan, only 3 weeks or so late on replying here...Thanks! Glad you liked it ~ ~ ~
MrMacphisto - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome job... I wish you were here more often Paul. 5-5-5

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