Cutting the cheese
Made a light breeze
Friends are irate
At this deed
Poised from my inside
Noise from my backside
Noise from the middle
And scents appear

I made a... loud groan
From a... calzone

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Building
Rumbling... down
Didn't know what rum does
I crawl
Need some Pepto-Bismol
Blistering buns
This isn't fun

The fire is hot, and I shift my feet
And I still make that smell
Dragging out poots, yes
I'm hiding it well, but I'm turning green
And I think they can tell
Where blame is put, yes

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Fright, this time
They got closer and closer
Called my name
The air gets thin
I'm to blame
Save your wife and kids today
Prob'ly need pills
Oh yeah... because it... kills

Cutting the cheese
Had some sour cream
Had to moan, 'cause I ate some beans
Poised from my inside
Noise from my backside
Noise from the middle
It shakes my rear
Noise from my messes
You'll often hear

I made a... loud moan
From a... calzone
I made a toxic zone
From a... cyclone

[chorus]