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Song Parodies -> "Hand Me My Sweater"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tori Amos

Parody Song Title:

"Hand Me My Sweater"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

I love this OS by Tori Amos (it's off her first album "Little Earthquakes"). This parody was partially inspired by Wendy G at work this afternoon. She's always cold anyway, and the air-conditioning in her office was running full-tilt boogie since it was so hot outside today. I say "partially inspired" because in truth I had it in mind to write this a couple days ago, but it lacked a focal point...which I found today...actually, I found a pair of them ~ ~ ~
Look, I stand here freezing before you
nipples taut upon my breasts
Ice cream cones; they've got nothing on me
Could you please close all the vents?

Oh, God; do I hate cold weather
When will Summer be here?
No gloves; that was real clever
It stinks; this damn weather
hand me my sweater

Wish I could pretend I'm not freezing
At night I would not have cold ears
Would not shiver under the covers
I would not have an ice-cold rear

Not odd that I hate cold weather
That is why I live here
Wish Spring lasted forever
And Winter was "never"
Where's my damn sweater?

My nose runs and I always am cold
My lips are chapped; they sure are sore
Man, it stinks that it is so cold here
Turn on the heat and close that door

My "bod" does not like this weather
By now that should be quite clear
In bed; I've still got a chilled rear
It's Sh*t; this cold weather

No doubt that I hate cold weather
Spouse grins; at him I sneer
"So, dear, you think you're so clever
Well, right now you'd better
Get my damn sweater"

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a Rolling Stones song ... heh heh brrrrrrrrr ... 5s, good job, Paul.
Paul Robinson - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD ~ ~ ~
Lionel Mertens - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sorry your man titsoes are freezing up. Maybe these 5's will help.
Paul Robinson - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Actually, they were those of this nice young woman who works in our office...and while I'm sorry she was cold, well...hey...I probably wouldn't have noticed them if she hadn't mentioned it...uh...yeah...Thanks, LM!
MrMacphisto - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Obscure song, but a good one. Also, a good parody... 5-5-5
Paul Robinson - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Macphisto...

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