Song Parodies -> Kellogs Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Cornflake Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Tori Amos |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kellogs Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | Guess Who |
No offense to Kellogs(R) fans...
Never was a Kellogs girl
Thought it was a good solution
Hanging with General Mills
No, I don't gotta have my pops
But they're after me lucky charms
This is not really
Ah this is not..
This is not really delicious no...
CHORUS
You say it really is
You say it really is
Oh you say it is
Just pluck out the strawberries
Pluck out the flavored globs
Really hate the artificial stuff
Who really wants eat
"Natural" process granola
I don't think I do
But if you do that's fine
I don't really know
Ah I don't real-
I don't really know what to say
REPEAT CHORUS
And the man with the golden oats
Thinks it's natural
Thinks it's natural yeah
Kellogs...
Where'd you find the wheat huh?
Kellogs...
Where'd you find the wheat huh?
REPEAT CHORUS
Thought it was a good solution
Hanging with General Mills
No, I don't gotta have my pops
But they're after me lucky charms
This is not really
Ah this is not..
This is not really delicious no...
CHORUS
You say it really is
You say it really is
Oh you say it is
Just pluck out the strawberries
Pluck out the flavored globs
Really hate the artificial stuff
Who really wants eat
"Natural" process granola
I don't think I do
But if you do that's fine
I don't really know
Ah I don't real-
I don't really know what to say
REPEAT CHORUS
And the man with the golden oats
Thinks it's natural
Thinks it's natural yeah
Kellogs...
Where'd you find the wheat huh?
Kellogs...
Where'd you find the wheat huh?
REPEAT CHORUS
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