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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want To (Because Of Winter)"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want To"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toni Braxton

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Want To (Because Of Winter)"

Parody Written by:

D-Boz

The Lyrics

I usually enjoy going to the gym, but due to winter just having made its arrival in Norway lately, I feel like all energy is sucked out of me thanks to the cold and dark. Not to mention the hassle with putting on tight huge boots and multiple layers of clothes just to go to the gym and traversing snow and ice on the way, trying not to fall flat on your behind, and ending up with broken limbs...no thanks. So this is one of those "blah" days when I don't feel like going to the gym, although I probably will at some point today lol... :P
I really don't feel like packing my gym bag
Now that winter is here, the gym feels like a drag
Lately I don't want to do the reps I used to do
Lazy? It's more close to hazy

And I don't want to take my ass to the gym
No, I don't want to lift all those heavy weights
Oh, I don't want to waste my time on that treadmill
Running uphill

I really don't feel like putting on gym clothes
And the snow and ice makes me just stay at home
Ever since it got so cold, summer went, and so did fall
I don't wanna freeze, I don't wanna fall

And I don't want to take my ass to the gym
No, I don't want to lift all those heavy weights
Oh, I don't want to waste my time on that treadmill
Running uphill

Yeah, don't wanna do squats
I don't want dumbells
And don't want to feel those dirty sweat smells
I don't wanna think how I could stay home
Chilling here all day, shopping on eBay

And I don't want to take my ass to the gym
No, I don't want to lift all those heavy weights
Oh, I don't want to waste my time on that treadmill
Running uphill

And I don't want to take my ass to the gym
No, I don't want to lift all those heavy weights
Oh, I don't want to waste my time on that treadmill
Running uphill

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