Song Parodies -> Don't Listen To 'Heart'

Original Song Title:

"Un-Break My Heart"

Original Performer:

Toni Braxton

  
Parody Song Title:

"Don't Listen To 'Heart'"

Parody Written by:

IndieLover

Anyone reading this from the UK will know about the radio station 'Heart'. They have taken over each county's local station and they just play the same 10 songs over and over again, Un-Break My Heart being one of them.........And they don't play any current chart hits either!
Don't play the same songs again
Play something else for a change,
Please play some current chart hits
You didn't need to change your name
I need some songs to listen to now
Radio's so unkind
Bring back those times when we had local stations

Don't Listen To 'Heart'
They'll play the same songs again
Find a different station,
no-one in the nation should listen to Heart

If you want to hear
Take That songs every hour
Then listen to heart
Bloomin' heart

Take back that sad word 'club classic'
And the word 'heartbreaker'
Do not say 'give it some heart'
A thousand times a day
I can't forget my local station
The change was so unkind
And my car's so cruel without them to listen to

Don't Listen To 'Heart'
Even 'Classic FM'
Is better than this load
Of total s**te
Never in your life
Should you listen
Again to Heart FM
Don't Listen To 'Heart'
You old f*rt.......

Don't play Take That again,
Play some indie for a change
Bring back the nights when we had local radio

Un-change my station
Put it's old name back again
I've bought a DAB
Just to get more stations
Even if they're not local.....
I've had to hear
That station so many nights

Don't listen

Just break my radio
Come on and smash the thing up!
Just break my radio
Smash it up
With Heart I just can't go on
Can't go on....
Of course, US viewers won't have a clue what I'm talking about here but everyone in the UK will be agreeing with every word of this parody....
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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought this was a song about the band that sang "Barracuda". I gave it 111.

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