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Original Song Title:

"Mary Jane's Last Dance"

Parody Song Title:

"Lance Plays a Nasty Game"

Parody Written by:

Stormin Norman the nag

The Lyrics

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT: All of the guitars used in recording 'Lance' subsequently tested positive for performance-altering if not enhancing substances.

I'm gonna post the 'Lance' song file in the next day or two...my Guitar 'Roid Rage version of this rant/anthem...this ranthem. Get out the lighters and get ready to turn it up to 11. And save some for Lance Armstrong.

For Sheryl
Well he rode up on the Motorola team
He was America's best, he had America's dream
But he got real sick with the dread big C
Then he turned it all around and made cycling history

Well he mowed 'em down, he won 7 Tours
He blew the boys away, the French were torqued
He and Dr. Feelgood never got disproven
They didn't come up dirty and they just kept movin'
One.....one step ahead

Lance plays a nasty game
Don't you dare besmirch his precious name
When I hear folks bash Barry Bonds,
I say, 'Save some for Lance Armstrong'

Well I don't know but I would think
That steroids and muscles is a cheating thing
You tried to knock it down with a scoff and a snort
Said the butt cream was just for saddle sores
Lawsuits here, lawyers there
Threats and spin and menacing stares
Just leave folks alone, just move along
Like you do when bad news interrupts her songs

Lance plays a nasty game
Don't you dare besmirch his precious name
When I hear folks bash Barry Bonds,
I say, 'Save some for Lance Armstrong'

Well there's naïve people everywhere
And some just want to be real fair
Lookin' out from my humble home
I just gotta pick this bone
There's 2 surly guys, they're both the best
Lance and Barry, then the mortal rest
They both crossed the line in self-defense mode
But one's a big hero and the other's a goat

Lance plays a nasty game
Don't you dare besmirch his precious name
When I hear folks bash Barry Bonds,
I say, 'Save some for Lance Armstrong'
'Lance' lyrics (c) 2006 Stormin Norman the nag the_nag

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Stormin - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Anybody got a site where I can post the 'Lance' song file? I'm so last century. --Stormin
Below Average Dave - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Soundclick.com
Stormin Norman - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Search "Lance Plays a Nasty Game" at soundclick.com for the free rockin' recording

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