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Song Parodies -> "He-Girl Now"

Original Song Title:

"Free Girl Now"

Parody Song Title:

"He-Girl Now"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

I remember... when you used to jog
I remember... how I watched those buns
Yeah baby... when at the mall
Everytime... you shook those guns

No baby!
You're a he-girl now
You're crazy
You're a he-girl now

I remember... when you had no balls
I remember... no hair on your butt
I remember... you slowly undressing
Now honey, I'm really stuck in a rut

No baby!
You're a he-girl now
You're crazy
You're a he-girl now

Oh... hell no
Honey, put that... cleaver down
Hold on... this'll still work out, but
Leave my rectum out
Alright?...

No longer... will you be a babe
No longer... will you wear a bra
Smell stronger... skin is rougher
Pee longer... on a wall

One day... you'll look for a reason
Some way... for this all
No more... of hands under the table
No longer... will I go down

[2x]
No baby!
You're a he-girl now
You're crazy
You're a he-girl now

Oh god...
Crazy...

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John Barry - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Transformational.
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John... :)
Red Ant - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
There is a medical procedure for women who want to become men. It is called an " Addadictomy". 555
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... good one, Red
alvin rhodes - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
scary....i like it...5s
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin... :)

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