Song Parodies -> He-Girl Now
| Original Song Title: | "Free Girl Now" |
| Original Performer: | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers |
| Parody Song Title: | "He-Girl Now" |
| Parody Written by: | MrMacphisto |
I remember... when you used to jog
I remember... how I watched those buns
Yeah baby... when at the mall
Everytime... you shook those guns
No baby!
You're a he-girl now
You're crazy
You're a he-girl now
I remember... when you had no balls
I remember... no hair on your butt
I remember... you slowly undressing
Now honey, I'm really stuck in a rut
No baby!
You're a he-girl now
You're crazy
You're a he-girl now
Oh... hell no
Honey, put that... cleaver down
Hold on... this'll still work out, but
Leave my rectum out
Alright?...
No longer... will you be a babe
No longer... will you wear a bra
Smell stronger... skin is rougher
Pee longer... on a wall
One day... you'll look for a reason
Some way... for this all
No more... of hands under the table
No longer... will I go down
[2x]
No baby!
You're a he-girl now
You're crazy
You're a he-girl now
Oh god...
Crazy...
I remember... how I watched those buns
Yeah baby... when at the mall
Everytime... you shook those guns
No baby!
You're a he-girl now
You're crazy
You're a he-girl now
I remember... when you had no balls
I remember... no hair on your butt
I remember... you slowly undressing
Now honey, I'm really stuck in a rut
No baby!
You're a he-girl now
You're crazy
You're a he-girl now
Oh... hell no
Honey, put that... cleaver down
Hold on... this'll still work out, but
Leave my rectum out
Alright?...
No longer... will you be a babe
No longer... will you wear a bra
Smell stronger... skin is rougher
Pee longer... on a wall
One day... you'll look for a reason
Some way... for this all
No more... of hands under the table
No longer... will I go down
[2x]
No baby!
You're a he-girl now
You're crazy
You're a he-girl now
Oh god...
Crazy...
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Transformational.
Thanks, John... :)
There is a medical procedure for women who want to become men. It is called an " Addadictomy". 555
LOL... good one, Red
scary....i like it...5s
Thanks, Alvin... :)
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