(Uncle Sam, loading a 12 gauge shotgun)
He lives in a small Iraqi town
During Desert Storm, we kicked his ass around
But he grew some balls and he set his sites
Now he's challenging the US to yet another fight

Well he thinks he can beat our winning team? I say
Blow the man away! Let me tell you what I mean
The senate's cool and the Congress is groovin'
Saddam' pissed 'em off, now he better get movin'
...on, keep movin' on

Last chance, Saddam Hussein
Give up now or feel the pain
I see conflict creepin' in and we'll
Stomp on your ass again

(Uncle Sam)
Well I don't know what he's been told
For being whooped once, the man's too bold
His head's screwed up, we're tired'a messin 'round
He's sure of himself? We'll knock his ass down
Oh my my, oh hell yes
You better go change your home address
So you really think the Iraqis are strong?
We're gonna kick your ass just to show you that you're wrong

Last chance, Saddam Hussein
Give up now or feel the pain
I see conflict creepin' in and we'll
Stomp on your ass again

(Iraqi V.P.Taha Yassin Ramadan requesting a duel between Bush and Saddam)
"Let's have a duel in the public square
Saddam stand here and Bush stand there
We'll both count to three, then turn and 'boom'
One of them will be ended soon"

(Bush responds)
Oh, yeah right, oh yes yes
I'll show up wearing a party dress
There's only one question at this time:
Are you guys outta your motherf***in' minds!?

Last chance, Saddam Hussein
Give up now or feel the pain
I see conflict creepin' in and we'll
Stomp on your ass again