Some days I'm frightened
Some days I'm blocked
My port won't open
It's hard to walk

I'm tired of holdin'
My legs this way
And if I ever start rumblin'
I have to squat all day

Cause I let a fart so big
I could flush it down
And I can't hold it forever
Cause my balls fell down

And all night I'm tryin'
Lettin' gas grenades
It keeps soundin' stranger
I groan from the pain

Sometimes I'm happy
When it'll slide
Half of it is floatin'
Half of me is dry

Cause I let a fart so big
I could flush it down
And I can't hold it forever
Cause my balls fell down

Something's fell over
Out of the john
Well what I see is scary
Oh my god, that's long

Cause I let a fart so big
I could flush it down
And I can't hold it forever
Cause my balls fell down

Lordy, I made a part so big
I can't flush it down
And I could plunge it forever
'Till the walls came down

Go down...
(sound of a toilet clogging)