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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Know How It Feels (When I Pee)"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Know How It Feels"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Know How It Feels (When I Pee)"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Getting numb from brew tonight
It takes a few to fill inside
I'm so drunk I cannot see
I don't like sobriety

Well, when it gets
To the point
My hole
Is like a joint
I'll try to push... on through the crowd
I'm gonna moan
And scream loud

You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels
When I pee

People come, people go
Some get numb, some drain slow
I end up in between
Shivery and unclean

Well it gets
To the point
My pole
Is like a joint
The head... is down the road
Cause somewhere
I gotta go

You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels
When I pee

My left hand is there to block
When I start to drip and drop
Careful now, I might spill
If I don't go, I'll get the chills

And it gets
To the point
My pole
Is like a joint
The head... is down the road
Cause somewhere
I gotta go

You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels
No, you don't know how it feels
When I pee

You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels
No, you don't know how I squeal
When I pee

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Overall Rating: 3.9

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Kristof Robertson - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey mac, where ya been? This is a bladderful o' fun!! 555
alvin rhodes - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
"urine" fine form today...5s
MrMacphisto - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof, thanks... I've been writing a few things here and there. I had a lot going on in my life recently, not to mention a bit of writer's block... Alvin, thanks again... :)
MrMacphisto - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
That ones guy is awfully diligent, isn't he? It's good to know you can always depend on him.
David Pratter - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is similar to my parody on this site of "Here in Your Bedroom" by Goldfinger called "Here In The Restroom". That song is about sitting on the toilet trying to release bowels. This one is creative too, I like it.
MrMacphisto - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, David... I'll have to check your song out too, but I have to admit that I'm not familiar with Goldfinger...

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