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Song Parodies -> "I'll Never Shake That Anthrax Feelin'"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never be an Ole Man River"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'll Never Shake That Anthrax Feelin'"

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The Lyrics

I've caught the bug
I've caught the bug
I've caught the bug....that Anthrax feeling! (X2)

I saw this ploddy dashing round
I saw this postman going down
I saw Bin Laden's repulsive blow
I said "Why you cut it with good coke?"

Military Lab
Military Lab
Military Lab...a stronger strain! (x2)

Military Lab...a clever test, on small rats brains
Taliban hid soon...the boss of the insane
Missiles explode to give us hope
Just don't open an envelope!

Pick the scab
Pick the scab
Pick the scab...the Anthrax bug (x2)

I picked the scab that Anthrax's got
I protested at the nasal swabs
I hooked a treat from inner nasal vein
A Cipro sandwich? Then stomach pains!

Now I'm assured
Now I'm assured
Now I'm lungs are clotting (x2)

Now I'm assured that my lungs are clotting
I've got a bad rash and my skin is rotting
What's the next big main attraction?
Let's all wear masks..and guess who's Micheal Jackson!

I've got the bug
I've got the bug
I've got the bug...that Anthrax feeling (x2)

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Overall Rating: 3.3

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