-> "The Dentist Song"
Original Song Title:
"Something Like That"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Dentist Song"
The Lyrics
I went to the dentist and got all my teeth cleaned
Flossed them, and swished them in Listerine
I left without a thought in my mind
Than he saw it for the first time
He called me up on the telephone line
To tell me everything wasn't fine
Told me I had a plaque build up and you see
While searching I found a cavity
I have a cavity on a way back crown
That's just the thing to bring my whole day down
Always using scrapping hooks against my soft gums
They gave my mouth a germ filled flush
Gave me some toothpaste and a new tooth brush
It's always a place hurts me to come
Well it was six months later had another clean
Man, this one was worse than anything
I got the news from the nurse gal
That news was just the very worse
Well I felt like I was cursed
She told me I was gonna need a root canal
I said "I don't wanna live through this again
Don't you remember a while ago back when"?
I had a cavity on a way back crown
That's just the thing to bring my whole day down
Always using scrapping hooks against my soft gums
They gave my mouth a germ filled flush
Gave me some toothpaste and a new tooth brush
It's always a place hurts me to come
I hate my mean dentist
Something everyone should know
I need expensive operations
Every time I go
They will always try to find anything else wrong
Until all of your money is all gone
I really don't want to buy it
If my teeth continue to go to hell
I don't care what they try to sell
I'd rather be on a, said I'd rather be on
Said I'd rather be on a liquid diet
Yeah, a liquid diet
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