-> "Not My Friend"
Original Song Title:
"My Best Friend" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Not My Friend"
Parody Written by:
Manda Panda Bear
You never were no one that I could count on
And know how to f**k up my life
And I'm tired of hurtin' .... What was I thinkin'
When I made you my wife?
And it is a feeling that I had never known
My hatred toward you has surely grown
Your a hoooo-rible lover
There could always be another
To make me feel better than you
And oooh, you just get grosser
I throw up all over
Everytime I look at you
I don't know where I'd be
But I wish you weren't with me
Life with you makes no sense
You're not my friend
You're not my friend.
Don't stand by me, get away from me
I can not stand you anymore
You drive me crazy, then no one can save me
you freakin' disease infested whore
.. And I recoil when we touch
Can't look in your eyes, when we f**k.
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