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Song Parodies -> "Suicide Bomber"

Original Song Title:

"Indian Outlaw"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tim McGraw

Parody Song Title:

"Suicide Bomber"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Morse

The Lyrics

I'm a suicide bomber
Half Egyptian and Jordanian
My Imam he's Iranian
He's a wonderful guy

All my friends call me Akbar
The village Mullah is my paw-paw
He gets his orders from Allah
He makes him walk the line

You can find my down in Riyadh
Talkin' all about the Jihad
Make a pipe bomb then I'll blow you up
Hey you better watch out

'Cause I'm a suicide bomber
Half Egyptian and Jordanian
My Imam he's Iranian
He's a wonderful guy

I ain't lookin' for trouble
But I can bomb you on the double
Turn your whole town into rubble
Lord just like Beirut

I remember the Arafat man
He caught me with explosives in my hands
Drug me around by my turban
He said it wasn't my time

I'm a suicide bomber
Half Egyptian and Jordanian
My Imam he's Iranian
He's a wonderful guy

Gonna kill some infidels
Just by walkin' into a crowded mall
Meet those 72 virgins up in heaven
And do them all

We all gather down at my mosque
Take the bombs out of the box
And strap 'em on as we stand in line

'Cause I'm a suicide bomber
Half Egyptian and Jordanian
My Imam he's Iranian
He's a wonderful guy

Terrorist people
Terrorist cells
Too sick to live
They'll burn in hell

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Gary Main - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
this is pretty damn cool, 15 for ya

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