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Song Parodies -> "eBay Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Brighter than the Sun"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"eBay Anthem"

Parody Written by:

Weird Robb

The Lyrics

We could wander in the net-site of eBay, baby
Could bid on anything tonight, maybe,
Could even buy Touch the Sky,
If we just get logged on the net and try,
We could wander in the net-site of eBay, baby.

Will you settle for The Bishop's Heir,
Or the Second Best of Cher,
But buying the mint handgun
Burned my credit like the sun.

Anything that you like as long as you win,
You have anything if you just click and bid,
You could be an eBay junkie like me
It won't change anything as you will see
Anything that you like as long as you bid

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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Weird Robb - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
It's not my best work. I don't normally do request parodies, which is what this one was. I totally forgot that I'd even submitted it here.

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