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Song Parodies -> "Dog-Loving Life"

Original Song Title:

"Semi-Charmed Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Third Eye Blind

Parody Song Title:

"Dog-Loving Life"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

Okay...it took me ages to make this song, but I did it. It was hard cos of the freestyling. By the way, "she" is my boxer, and "he" is my whippet.
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot

I got my puppy
I'm smiling, he's lickin', he's brindle
He loves me, sleeps in bed with me
Alsatian, he loves to be chasin'
Lift the bedclothes, he goes underneath
A boxer makes me smile, like a pug for me
If on the floor I sleep
Standing over me
There's no shiny little dog poo
I get sad when he cries too
And I sleep with him like my boxer is the worst
She sleeps with me like if she doesn't she's cursed
She is superior in age
She loves the game we play, I say

I want something else
So send me a dog
Not a whippet that bites, baby, baby
I want something else
I'll be thirty when he has
To die

Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot

When boxers doze, no one knows
Why they breathe real hard through their nose
And I wish I could find out why
Somehow just why
Sleeping in the bedclothes does my friend
Head under the bed will keep her warm but then again
She can't breathe, pops her head out, and shnorres lots
Dad says she's hot in there, and out her head pops
And then she jumped out
She takes the hint that she's not living
And she jumps again
And then she jumps again, say
Why does she go back to
The bed where she fell asleep inside
Why does she get herself back to
The place where I said

I want something else
So send me a dog
Not a boxer that's white, baby, baby
I want something else
I'll be thirty when she has
To die

I don't like it when they suck my toes
But in the bed it's a comfy feeling
I hardly notice it when they grow
And when she's alone it makes her cry
When I'm with her she feels like she's all mine
And that would be all right, all right
When the dog came in
She said she was crashing
The bedsheets she rips little bitty
She sleeps under the blanket when she's alive
But she'll be struggling to survive
Sometimes they both look up a dress
My dogs the best, I must confess
The apricot pugs would pass the test
If ever I get one that sleeps on the mattress
One, and I hold her and leg's not broken
Still whenever I want to do little private stuff
She will not leave me alone
Because she loves me, now I know
And I will love her back
It's such a shame that she just cannot smile
But still it's alright, alright

And I want something else
Not dogs at end of life, baby
I want something else
I'll be thirty when they have
Good-bye
Good-bye
Good-bye
Good-bye

Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot

When boxers doze, no one knows
Why they breathe real hard through their nose
And I wish I could find out why
Somehow just why
Why she sleeps straight in the bed

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Larry Hensley - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny parody, just heard the original again yesterday.

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