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Song Parodies -> "Drinking Twenty Beers"

Original Song Title:

"Losing A Whole Year"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Third Eye Blind

Parody Song Title:

"Drinking Twenty Beers"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Drinking twenty beers
Remember all the times when we got a drink
And stayed in that bar for weeks
Drinking twenty beers
Sipping on the bud I get so drunk
And ask the bartender for a couple more
Drinking twenty beers

Gotta leave the bar so fall off the chair
Everyone sitting just looks and stares
Get into the car with bad sight
I think i've been drinking off the whole night
So i'm driving and I hit a pole
My car flips over and falls in a hole
I get out of the car
And stumble right back into that bar

And now I realize i'm very drunk
My breath is bad and I smell liek a skunk
Drinking twenty beers

Four coronas and a little Rolling Rock
I leave my red car in a ditch unlocked
I vomit up some bud
Then go and fall in the mud
It still seems that the beers will flow
Bars closing at 1 thats when i'll go
Now i'm going insane
I hit a baby with my walking cane

I'm smacking little kids into the heads
Stealing the retarded peoples meds
Drinking twenty beers
Drinking twenty beers

I hit grandpa in the head with a rock
For some reason now I like 2Pac
Sprayed a kid with mace
Now I look so stoned you should see my face
I think i'll go back to drink
Its all I want I cannot think
Well i'm getting three more shots
Until all of my teeth rot

Drinking twenty beers
Remember all the times when we got a drink
And stayed in that bar for weeks
Drinking twenty beers

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