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Song Parodies -> "Cows Are Haunting Me!"

Original Song Title:

"How's It Gonna Be?"

Original Performer:

Third Eye Blind

Parody Song Title:

"Cows Are Haunting Me!"

Parody Written by:

Lee Lone

The Lyrics

I'm feeling pretty sure
I heard something at the door
No way! It cannot be!
This has happened before
Then, I scream out loud
"Why are you all doing this"?
It bellows
"Man, you ate me with mushrooms and swiss!!!"

Oh, dear Lord, cows are haunting me!
And they all know me!
Cows, dead, haunting me!
But how can they be there?
Cows are haunting me!
Yeah, they're here and they're all talking
But this ain't Disney!
Oh, I'm so scared!
Cows are haunting me!

Cows are haunting me!

Well, I used to laugh, if some cows I'd pass
I'd munch on a Big Mac
Guess I should have just ignored
All the livestock in the field, they would be starin'
Not scary
They could do nothing after all
Oh, but now these days
They're out to get me

Holy crap! Cows are haunting me!
For meat I've downed
But no one else sees
When they come around!
Cows are haunting me!
For burgers, steaks and Wellington
These cows have a beef!
And I'm so scared!
Cows are haunting me!

Cows keep haunting me!
How 'bout I not eat meat no more?
Cows will let me be?

I made myself be vegetarian!!!
Things were alright til I weakened!!!
I had to taste some real good brisket!!!
Now, the cows have come back again!!!
They're back again!!!

Cows back haunting me!
And there are lots more than before!
Cows are haunting me!

Cows are stalking me!

Cows slaughtering me!!!

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