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Song Parodies -> "Please Jump"

Original Song Title:

"Jumper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Third Eye Blind

Parody Song Title:

"Please Jump"

Parody Written by:

David Heath

The Lyrics

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I wish you would jump off of that bridge my friend,
You could cut your wrist and drink Sunkist and never breathe again,
And if you were to somehow die, amen!, I would give a damn,
I would give a damn.

The crazy kid, way to insane,
Covering up his demented brain.
He knows he’s just all wrong,
He’s the first to light, a very big flame,
He’s in knife fights, he’s not really tame
He’ll hit you in the gong.
Well the two of us have got a good reason, to say, he’s extremely gay

I wish you would jump off of that bridge my friend,
You could cut your wrist and drink Sunkist and never breathe again,
And if you were to somehow die, amen!, I would give a damn,
I would give a damn.

Well he’s on the fence, and he’s gone to the house,
And I really think he’s killed a mouse
Just like, of mice and men.
All his foes are dead, their checked off the list
He never thought is would end like this, and he, he’s very disturbed.
He’ll just have to gather all the demons, for goodness sake,
Go drown in a lake.

I wish you would jump off of that bridge my friend,
You could cut your wrist and drink Sunkist and never breathe again,
And if you were to somehow die, amen!, I would give a damn,
I would give a damn.

Did you drown in the lake?! ….

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