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Song Parodies -> "Plumper"

Original Song Title:

"Jumper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Third Eye Blind

Parody Song Title:

"Plumper"

Parody Written by:

First Impressions Comedy Partnership

The Lyrics

About a friend of Bone and Mc.
I wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
You could, quite fries and all the pies, that you've been shoving in
and if you do want to see your feet again,
get a diet plan
and I could help you stand


The chubby boy, a bit too insane,
Icing over some beef lo mein,
You know there's something wrong

You're the first in line, You chew too loud,
You're back in line, Your not too proud,
In a 5X Thong,

Well everyone says hey there's Jackie Gleason, I say, just put the Fork away,

I wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
You could, quite fries and all the pies, that you've been shoving in
and if you do want to see your feet again,
I'd get a diet plan
and I could help you stand

Well he's at the table, And he's gonna to burst,
And chocolate milk just to quench his thirst.
two seats for your rear

Then your friendly's left,
You got real pissed
we drove you home with a big fork lift, And I,
I want you to know,
you got more chins than a chinese phone book,
Maybe today, don't stop at the buffet.

I wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
You could, quite fries and all the pies, that you've been shoving in
and if you do want to see your feet again,
I'd get a diet plan
and I could help you stand

interlude*********Get a diet man 4X


you can put that food away!!!!, I wish you would step back from that fridge my friend,
I would help you stand...........get a diet plan.......i would help you stand.

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First Impressions

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