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Song Parodies -> "Abortion Man"

Original Song Title:

"Particle Man"

Original Performer:

They Must Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Abortion Man"

Parody Written by:

Destuctive Dan Xavier

The Lyrics

It's a song about politics
Abortion Man, Abortion Man
Helping those who needs abortions, man
How much he earns? It's not important
Abortion Man.
Will he be jumped? Or will be be shot?
Will his next assassin be Saddam Hussein?
For keeping the unborn out of this world of pain.
The killing man, Abortion Man.

Government Man, Government Man
Government Man hates Abortion Man.
They have a fight, government wins.
Government Man.

Environment Man, Evironment Man.
Concerned about the whole environment, man.
Usually kind to Homeless Man,
Environment Man.
His Party includes a Negro man,
a Hispanic man and an Asian Man.
And when he's elected, it's a happy land.
Politician Man, Environment Man.

Homeless Man, Homeless Man.
Hit on the head with a George Foreman Grill.
When he's at the harbor, he wish he had gills.
Homeless Man.
He's always depressed, he's always a mess;
He takes Mary Jane to relieve his stress.
Who will give food to Homeless Man?
The starving man, Homeless Man.

Government Man, Government Man.
Government Man hates Homeless Man.
They have a fight, government wins.
Government Man.

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Jeannie - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Here's hoping you were kidding in calling them "They Must Be Giants." The parody's cute, though.

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