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Song Parodies -> "'Tallica Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Particle Man"

Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"'Tallica Fan"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

My 30th parody!!! Anyways, it's a tribute to Metallica, and 3 of my other favorite metal bands.
'Tallica fan, 'Tallica fan
Doing the things Metallica can
What's he like? His heavy metal
'Tallica fan

Does he search "One" or "Battery" tabs?
So crazy onstage with no body flab
But in the crowd, will he get some jabs?
Nobody knows, 'Tallica Fan

DragonForce fan, DragonForce fan
DragonForce fan likes 'Tallica fan
They have a show, everyone wins
DragonForce fan

Power Quest fan, Power Quest fan
Size of the entire Power Quest fan*
Very unknown to mainstream fan
Power Quest fan

They've guitars with a Totman hand
An Andrea hand, and a Bickers hand
And when they solo, you'll understand
Powerful band, Power Quest fan

Finntroll fan, Finntroll fan
They wrote the hit song Trollhammaren
Speak in Finnish just like trolls can
Finntroll fan

Are you impressed, their hair is a mess
Their instruments, they look worthless
Who came up with Finntroll fan?
The folkish man, Finntroll fan

DragonForce fan, DragonForce fan,
DragonForce fan made P-Quest fan
Although they hate all Finntroll fans**
DragonForce fan
* I am starting to think I am the only person in the world who has even heard of Power Quest. ** In the "Rockumentary" on the Inhuman Rampage DVD, Sam Totman says something like "Oh, this is the newest metal from Sweden?" and destroys some CD by a Swedish band, possibly Finntroll.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jonathan S. - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Not bad. 545
Christie Marie M - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
My bro is also a fellow 'Tallica Fan, too! He has both albums "Load" and "Reload". He can play Metallica's music on his guitar and some of Blink 182, Less Than Jake, and Bad Religion's Ten in 2010. I only listened to one song from Power Quest, which is For Evermore. I also like They Might Be Giants' music as well. Great job. 5's!
DJ Blaze - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Johnathan: Thanks! I think your rating was right on the mark. Not one of my funnier ones. Christie: Thanks! Playing Metallica on guitar is pretty hard. Haven't heard For Evermore yet, but I hear it's a fan-favorite.
SamuraiMaster - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Needs more Megadeth and Pantera lul.

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