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Song Parodies -> "Polygon Man"

Original Song Title:

"Particle Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Polygon Man"

Parody Written by:

Chris White

The Lyrics

Polygon man, polygon man
Doing the things that a polygon can
What's he like? It's not important
Polygon Man.
Is he a circle? Or is he a square?
When he's underwater how flows his hair?
Or does Laura Croft have the patent on that?
Nobody knows
Polygon Man

Bezier-curve man, bezier-curve man
Bezier man hates polygon man
They have a fight, bezier wins
Bezier-curve man

Nurb-surface man, nurb-surface man
Looks like a real human being, man!
Usually kind to blockier man
Nurb-surface man
He's got a watch with a kilohertz hand,
A megahertz hand and a gigahertz hand
And when they spin it's a detailed land
Powerful man
Nurb-surface man

Sprite man, sprite man
Earliest of all animated man
(The kind that you see in Mario-Land)
Sprite man
I've got an NES and an SNES
And sometimes they seem totally worthless
Who came up with sprite man?
Graphically-challenged man
Sprite man

Bezier-curve man, bezier-curve man
Bezier man hates sprite man
They have a fight, bezier wins
Bezier-curve man

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