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Song Parodies -> "Yeast Infection"

Original Song Title:

"Fruit Salad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Wiggles

Parody Song Title:

"Yeast Infection"

Parody Written by:

Squooshy

The Lyrics

Have you ever had a Yeast Infection?
It's itchy, isn't it?
You might have you own yeast infection one day
Just make sure you have some Monistat-7 Handy with an applicator
To shove it on up there

Yeast Infection
Itchy Itchy
Yeast Infection
Itchy Itchy
Itchy Itchy Itchy Itchy Yeast Infection!

I've got a yeast infection today
It's the kind that won't go away
I got from an antibiotic
I wasn't even that very sick

The first step
Notice the itching
The second step
Rule out your soap
The third step
Get to the drug store
Find the itch creams
Take them to the counter

Now we've bought it, it's time to use it
Oooops, I bought the cream I'll have to ooze it
Fight the wrapper, tell the kids to hush
Use that plunger, now it's time to flush!

Monistat
It comes in a cream form
Monistat
And suppositories
Monistat
It's over the counter
To lesson the shame
No prescription needed anymore

Now we've treated the yeast infection today
I really hope it goes away
It can't get out and leave me too soon
I'm about ready to scratch with a spoon!

Yeast Infection
Itchy Itchy
Yeast Infection
Itchy Itchy

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 8

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2Eagle - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Everyday I see poo songs, but thats the first one yet about yeast infections. 5's.
sealesme2004@yahoo.com - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
you need to write one about all the crazy ways women try to get rid of them...vinegar, yogurt, wearing no panties, inserting garlic cloves into vagina...etc

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