-> "Yeast Infection"
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"Fruit Salad" (MP3)
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Have you ever had a Yeast Infection?
It's itchy, isn't it?
You might have you own yeast infection one day
Just make sure you have some Monistat-7 Handy with an applicator
To shove it on up there
Itchy Itchy Itchy Itchy Yeast Infection!
I've got a yeast infection today
It's the kind that won't go away
I got from an antibiotic
I wasn't even that very sick
The first step
Notice the itching
The second step
Rule out your soap
The third step
Get to the drug store
Find the itch creams
Take them to the counter
Now we've bought it, it's time to use it
Oooops, I bought the cream I'll have to ooze it
Fight the wrapper, tell the kids to hush
Use that plunger, now it's time to flush!
It comes in a cream form
It's over the counter
To lesson the shame
No prescription needed anymore
Now we've treated the yeast infection today
I really hope it goes away
It can't get out and leave me too soon
I'm about ready to scratch with a spoon!
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