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Song Parodies -> "Don't Wanna Be Checkmated"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Wanna Be Checkmated"

Parody Written by:

Kristian

The Lyrics

du u lyk chess i do njoy
chorus]:
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four pieces to go
Don't wanna be checkmated
Don't wanna lose, no stalemate NO
Don't wanna be checkmated

just let me kill your queen now but please don't kill my rook
hurry hurry hurry or my bishop will be took
i know you want to win now or you will go insane
Oh no oh oh oh oh

[chorus]

just let me check that queen now this games draining my brain
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, maybe chess is really lame
Oh no oh oh oh oh

[chorus]

just let me kill your queen now but please don't kill my rook
hurry hurry hurry or my bishop will be took
i know you want to win now or you will go insane
Oh no oh oh oh oh

[chorus]


just let me check that queen now this games draining my brain
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, maybe chess is really lame
Oh no oh oh oh oh

check check check check check check check check check, don't wanna be checkmated
check check check check check check check check check, don't wanna be checkmated
check check check check check check check check check, don't wanna be checkmated
check check check check check check check check check, don't wanna be checkmated

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Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
You shook it all knight long?
Adam Zen B - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Alternate title: Gary Kasparov's ode to X3D Fritz
Jonathan S. - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, I "du lyk chess" on ocassion. Good parody! I wish I'd thought o' that!

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